Kate Middleton: happily-married, mother of two. Reserved (like a lot of Royals) and respectful (exception), she seems like the girl who can’t do, nor ever has done, any wrong.
Well, think again! It turns out Midders was full of banter when she was at college in Marlborough.
Apparently desperate to break free from her goody-two-shoes reputation at the Wiltshire boarding school, Kate once opened her dorm window and mooned her bare arse to any male student who happened to be walking by.
Because Kate’s not terrible on the eye (nor is, apparently, her bum), she got a good response for her efforts, which she then ran with, later earning the nickname ‘Kate Middlebum.’
Hurrah! Top-notch, Sebastian! Bloody good humor.
“She kind of got addicted to it,” her schoolmate, Jessica Hay said. Over the course of one year, she managed just under 90 flashes.
Fair play. That’s more simplistic and frivolous than assisting a team of classmates in driving someone down a staircase on a swivel chair, which is something I once did in college.
