You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. – coolfunnyquotes.com
I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. – coolfunnyquotes.com
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let’s swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. – coolfunnyquotes.com
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. – coolfunnyquotes.com
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich. – coolfunnyquotes.com
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? – coolfunnyquotes.com
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! – coolfunnyquotes.com
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