All I have to say to Miley
Cyrus is that there are a lot more creative ways to mend a broken heart than
wearing leather bra tops and knickers, licking sledgehammers, and gyrating with
a foam finger between your legs.
And, no, wearing black
nipple pasties under a fishnet dress does not count as being creative. It
almost seems like you’re just being lazy now. You don’t even have to try too
hard; you’re a naturally creative gal.